“Fine, but what is this all about? Why am I here and what is happening? “ – That’s kind of what you’re about to say, right?

Give me a second, and I’ll explain the monkey business right away…

You’ve been walking down the street, until you found one of those stickers, and I guess you tried to get the free stuff by scanning the QR-code, which brought you here, and afterwards to this message here, right?

As you already might have noticed, you’ve been promised the world if you just click, but you didn’t get anything in exchange! You only had to watch a stupid video with monkeys. Well, I’m here to change that!

I’m a professional photographer, as you can see here, and thus…

2 professional portraits + retouching * – 100% free of charge!

* Technical details: [ 2 prints in 148 x 100 mm + digital photos as TIFF. ]

And in detail: We make those portraits right at your place or any other location you might prefer. I will pop up with my assistant, and soon you’ll be in posession of some of the best portraits out there!

You can use them for social media for example, as super high quality profile pictures.

Or: – and you need to ask me before I’m on my way to you – you can get a set of professional portraits with a white backdrop and professional retouching for example (the kind you need for passports), all done on location and in under an hour.

How do I claim the prize?

So you found one, and want to claim your portraits? Just send me a message via Whatsapp, with your name and location, and we’ll figure something out!

Good luck everyone, and for those who already got lucky – Ooh ooh ah ah!

Edit: This was awesome, but we’re done now, at least in Germany. Next we’ll be monkeying around in the Netherlands!